So this wrong number texts me...
Being on a MARS high, this is our convo...
Him: Hey
Him: R u glad schools almost out
Me: I am actually, who is this?
Him: It's Alex
Him: U beat me at pool imma need a rematch :-)
Him: My 2 friends came so I had to forfeit
Me: As great as I am at pool, I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number.
*He tries to call, I reject*
*Calls a 2nd time, I'm watching Church of Mars: LA Vyrt, answer the call and place the phone against my laptop speakers as Jared sings Alibi*
*Calls a 3rd time, I do the same thing*
Me: Who do you think this is??
Him: How old are you???!!!
Me: 18, I can assure you, you have the wrong number. I'm at a concert (heehee lies) can't pick up the phone. Ever heard of 30 Seconds to Mars?? New album just came out called "LOVE LUST FAITH + DREAMS" You should check 'em out.
*"Alex" doesn't text anything for 10 min*
Me: Do you not like 30 Seconds to Mars?? They will change your life, no lie!
Him: R u a girl
Me: Why yes I am. But don't worry, there's plenty of guys who love 30 Seconds to Mars as well. Your age?
Him: 23
Me: Really. Hm. Well, like I said, you have the wrong number. Don't know any 23 yr. old Alex. But I hope I have enlightened you to One, listen to 30 Seconds to Mars and Two, Become a better pool player.
Me: Interested in any other music recommendations?
*Alex doesn't text*
Me: I have plenty.
*Still nothing*
Me: Have a good night.
Me: Remember, 30 Seconds to Mars
Him: Send me a pic :-)
Him: I promise ill check it out
Him: Mars
*I send him a pic of Jared from the Jimmy Kimmel show* (heehee)
Him: Hey
Him: 30 Seconds to Mars
Him: Wut esle is kool
*I send him a list of bands he should defs listen to*
Him: Kool
Him: Tha pic,,,, ill send u one to
Him: *Too (LITERALLY THE ONLY GRAMMAR CORRECTION HE MADE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE THING)
Me: I hope I've aided in the betterment of your musical taste.
Him: So what race :-)
Him: Do u want ny pic???? :)
Him: Wut race are you i mean and do u still want my pic
Me: Hispanic
Him: Me too :-)
Him: Bomb (I kid you not)
Him: So i didn't get ur name......
Me: Haha Did you ever find the person you were SUPPOSED to text??
Him: Yeah
Him: So ur name is.....
Him: Send me a piic stop playin
Me: Does it really matter?? I'm just a wrong number. And this is no game I'm playing, "Alex-who-can't-play-pool".
Him: I could play
Him: Did you get my pic???
Me: No.
Him: ok
Him: U seem kool, i like that (OMG, "COOL" IS NOT SPELLED WITH A FUCKING K, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 23 YR OLD ALEX)
Me: Ever heard the song "You Don't Know Me" By Ben Folds annd Regina Spektor? Great tunes.
AND THAT WAS IT. Maybe later, I'll text him a bunch of random song lyrics...
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
(via arthur-wears-tinfoil)
